The following report is satire.

A report released by the Benghazi Truth Foundation for the Impeachment of Obama early Friday morning shocked the world as revelations of what President Obama was doing at the time of the attacks come to light, leading many conservative talk radio hosts to question Obama’s leadership.

The attacks on the American diplomatic mission in Benghazi, Libya, which took place on September 11, 2012, was the subject of an orchestrated conspiracy that engulfed the entirety of the Obama Administration. Although the media has failed to report on this issue for quite some time, numerous organizations such as Fox News and the Benghazi Truth Foundation for the Impeachment of Obama have fearlessly stood up to the oppressive tactics of the Administration.

Two years since the attack has taken place, many Americans are still oblivious to the facts of the attacks on the diplomatic mission, leading many to question Obama’s leadership.

The report details the true horrors of the affairs of the president at the time of the attacks:

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In addition, reports have simultaneously surfaced in more than reputable media outlets that Obama was not properly handling Benghazi-related affairs before the attacks had taken place, which many conservative pundits deemed “an act of cowardice,” and “proof that Obama is not suitable to lead this country.”

With the web of lies unravelling before Obama’s eyes, many key members of his administration have reportedly fled to the president’s home country, Kenya, to seek political asylum from the power of freedom and the American people, leading many to question Obama’s leadership.

However, the implications of this report go far beyond the cowardice of the Obama regime — it shows the strength and perseverance of the American news media establishment in its ability to challenge the establishment in uncovering and exposing the true crimes committed by the Obama Administration.

The full text of the report is as follows:

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